Sitting high atop a bus looking down at the dinky little cars and dinkier little autos going about their business, i gave myself leave to smirk. After three years of haggling, debating and stomping out of autos in a huff this was sweet indeed!
What broke my back these last few days was the new fare, notwithstanding which, auto meters that were earlier off track did nothing to remedy their faults and made off with enough to pay for a college education in Singapore while the locomotively challenged who rued the day (metaphorically speaking) they did not learn to drive, cried buckets and buckets of tears.
I did the only thing I could do in this situation. I chatted with Him. I complained that this was not a problem of my making, maybe a problem that underlined my inability but not a problem I had forseen. He responded subtilely as always. This time with an attitude change.
I had shied off buses for so long that they had assumed intimidating adversarial proportions. But now determination wiped clean the grime of tepidity and the next day I packed myself off (with the maid, it is true, I am a wimp) for my first bus voyage to Shivajinagar from Kammanahalli.
The maid was inclined to ‘sympathise’ with me. Taking my usual blank expression to indicate stupidity and guilessness she had grown somewhat protective. She listed the numbers of buses i could take. She jumped in front of a big blue bus easing out of a shelter and made the driver screech to a halt. She ushered me to a sunny seat and plonked down beside me. She pointed out that the bus journey would take a long time and that i would be crazy to make it a habit. She insisted that I would find it much easier to just hop on an auto instead and save time and energy.
Pretending to listen carefully I was awash in a warm sensation of glee. The bus was big and comfortable. There was no faulty meter to worry about. No nasty argument tremoring over the horizon. The bumps were few and much softened and hey! We were the boss. Make way shorty...
A big grin spread across my face which might have bothered the little old lady sitting across from me who reached for her purse and stared at me uncomfortably.
Retribution never felt so sweet.